No no love, Thighs of redemption.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
*cries because these tags*
SOMEBODY WRITE THE THING
and you two try and try to have nice things but you’re both so full of angsty plots that it’s just impossible and that is why you can’t ever have nice things? Yeah I have one of those too.
Do you have ANY idea how often I’ve started a happy story in the last two weeks only to have the fucking angst fairy show up and laugh?! This is why nothing I’ve published has been smut.
Husband found me a Falcon figure! Welcome to team anti-panic-pirate Falcon!
So panic-pirates: A Backstory.
My therapist introduced me to the phrase amygdala hijack to refer to panic attacks. Hijack made me think of pirates hijacking a ship. Ergo panic attacks are caused by tiny panic pirates trying to hijack my brain. I’ll be damned if I let those little buggers make off with my ship. So I needed a crew. Now we have air support.
MONOGAMY IS NOT THE ONLY WAY OF BEING FAITHFUL AND TRUSTWORTHY
DO NOT EQUATE MONOGAMY AND FAITHFULNESS DO NOT DO IT POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE CAN BE FAITHFUL TOO
SAY IT WITH ME
POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE CAN BE FAITHFUL TOO
FUCK YES! My husband and I do not cheat on each other, we have open and consensual relationships where everyone involves KNOWS ABOUT EACH OTHER AND IS GOOD WITH THE ARRANGEMENT